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Take a chance

I hope Krampus ate your dog

I hope a fire starts in your house beginning with your precious yule log.

I hope Santa crashed his slay on your chimney amidst the snowy fog.

And I hope that toy your parents got you is missing just a single cog.

I hope somebody poisond your traditional eggnog.

I hope the book you’re reading has nothing but an epilogue.

And I hope you ate so much you feel like the world’s fattest, prize winning hog.

🖤 Merry fucking Christmas !